Ask Asher

2007-11-17T18:20:00.000-08:00

Uncle Braden: Hey Asher man, do you like playing on Club Penguin?
asher: yes

Mom: Hey Asher, you played hard in soccer this year. I am so proud of you! Are you going to play again next year?
asher: no i want to be a karate player.

asher's mom and dad: hi asher, we love your site! Our 7 month old baby's name is Asher! We don't see that very often, and this week it is the most popular name on parenting.com! How do we get our son to be smart like you??
asher:just let him grow up and think more.

Andrea: hey Asher, how do I get some people to stop talking?
asher:just say may i please talk.

Meadow: Hey asher, how come your dad isn't keeping your blog up to speed?
asher: he is still a little too busy.

josh: Asher, what do you like best about your dad?
asher:my dad likes to build stuff with me.

Jameson: Hey Asher, where do cooties come from?
asher:what are cooties?

Meadow: Asher, how scared should i be of andrea's driving? i mean, if she is asking a six year old to help her drive i should be scared
asher: she won't listen to me I don't know how to drive.

Paula: Asher, I've stopped getting taller. You seem to still be growing. How do I start getting taller again?
asher: just be happy you are taller now.

rebecca: Asher, how do you define love?
asher:love is giving your heart to another.

Lynnette: why don't babies have any teeth
asher:because they chew on soft and rubbery toys.

Asher: Chris, Aliens have 3 eyes

Asher: My Dad is in charge

Asher: I would ask it to go to the Robot center to buy stuff.

Asher: Uncle Doug I will come on holidays to Kelowna and play X-Box with you.

Asher: Yes Uncle Braden I think your the best

Asher: Aunty Lynnette just plug Uncle Mike's nose when he snores

kimberlee: Asher, how long should i let my kids play on their x-box? one hour? all day? whatcha think?
asher:just let them play for an hour then feed them.

Catching up on questions

2006-01-10T18:11:00.000-08:00

Rebecca: Asher, do you have any pets? If so, what kind?

Asher: Yes, I have a cat. He jumps on me and plays with me. His name is Captain Chino.

A.C. Asher, what could we do that would make it snow lot's soon?

Asher: Snow is cold. What do you want to do with snow?

Clint: Why does Tuffy (you remember Tuffy?) rip all the stuffing out of his stuffed toys?

Asher: Well because he doesn't like the... is it called skin?... of the toys? And because he has hard claws and he can like grab it and rip it.

Aunty Lynnette: How do I get Uncle Mike to stop snoring?

Asher: You can plug his nose at night and then he'll stop snoring.

Andrea: Asher, why can't you see stars in the daytime?

Asher: Um... they're gone. They belong at the night.

The Sun

2005-12-17T09:38:00.000-08:00

A question from a bedtime book:
Why can't you see the sun at night?

Ethan: Because it's too dark!
Asher: No silly, it's because it's hiding behind the moon!

Bugs

2005-12-17T09:30:00.000-08:00

Hi Asher! I like your site! My girls are 6 and 3...here's my question. Why do they LOVE bugs and HATE them at the same time??? Thanks for taking the time to answer me.
-Tonya

Because they actually like them. They like hunting bugs. Their blood is green, I know cause I squished one and a green gob came out.
-Asher

Elections

2005-12-13T21:43:00.000-08:00

There is a federal election in January, Should I vote Conservative, NDP, or maybe the Green Party?
-Uncle Paul

Mom, is Uncle Paul going to invite me to the green party?
-Asher

A Note from Asher's Dad

2005-12-13T21:32:00.000-08:00

Asher will answer as many questions as possible but it may take time to see the answer to your question on the website. I promise that I will type what Asher says as acurately as I can, although if he ends up talking about poo or something (as 6 year old boys are very prone to do) I may try asking the question again at a later date. Anyway, so far the response has been great! Keep the good questions coming!

-Dad

Smile

2005-12-12T15:43:00.000-08:00

Asher, why did you smile like that for your class picture?
-Meadow

Um... I have no idea.
-Asher

Dancing

2005-12-11T21:32:00.000-08:00

"Asher, I have a question.
How come when I listen to music, it makes me want to dance?
Yours truly,
Paula"

Um it's because it's your soul. It's in here. *points to chest* Actually I think it's in your whole tummy and goes around like this *makes circular motion* and goes down in your legs. The music goes in there and that makes you dance.

-Asher